A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double plans. The bartender, a little surprised the line glass and poured on the condition that her friends just around the corner. The man, calm as a coma, each drawn by a knocking. The bartender, drinking was surprised by the feat, the man and go "this is a big expense." The man was "you're drinking too fast if you have what I have." Curious asked the bartender, "What do you get mate answers," the man replied, "no money."
A neutron walks into a bar and ordered drinks and asked the bartender how much? The bartender replied, "free"
A man, after he decided to 27 drinks in a night club, packed house, car keys and headed for the parking. Struggle to go, he finally got into his car, it takes 3 is the button on the machine for, return to the garage wall and drives through the gate. Realizing his wife waiting at home, the decision to move as quickly as possible, avoiding an unexpected way. Seeing the police car and he pulled over. Copper asked the man "your spouse know how fast you're going?" The man replied, "How should I know, I have 27 lines of beverages."
A Rabbi, sheikh and the priest all walk into a bar hand in hand singing "Hari-Krishna." bartender says, "What kind of joke?"
A penguin walks into a bar and a sense of urgency to the barman asks: "Sir, you have seen my brother, he is missing and I can not find it," the bar man said, "How?"
A man walks into a bar and shouts of anger "all the doormen are an idiot!" A man at the end of the bar stood up and slammed the drinks at the bar and yelled. "You better take that damn" Surprised, the man said: "Why, you bouncer that?" To which he replied: "No ... I'm an asshole."
A police officer is lurking a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a man stumbling in the bar, trip on the sidewalk, and fumbled for the keys for five minutes. Meanwhile, leaving all other bar and starts. When he finally pulled in here, the police were waiting, he pulled over and gave her breathalyzer test. Tests showed he had a BAC of 0.0. Police say, how is it possible? The man said: "I bait designated" After a boring day at work or university, dreaming about bars and nightclubs to head this weekend? If so here are a few bars and nightclubs joke to break the mediocrity of daily life.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double plans. The bartender, a little surprised the line glass and poured on the condition that her friends just around the corner. The man, calm as a coma, each drawn by a knocking. The bartender, drinking was surprised by the feat, the man and go "this is a big expense." The man was "you're drinking too fast if you have what I have." Curious asked the bartender, "What do you get mate answers," the man replied, "no money."
A neutron walks into a bar and ordered drinks and asked the bartender how much? The bartender replied, "free"
A man, after he decided to 27 drinks in a night club, packed house, car keys and headed for the parking. Struggle to go, he finally got into his car, it takes 3 is the button on the machine for, return to the garage wall and drives through the gate. Realizing his wife waiting at home, the decision to move as quickly as possible, avoiding an unexpected way. Seeing the police car and he pulled over. Copper asked the man "your spouse know how fast you're going?" The man replied, "How should I know, I have 27 lines of beverages."
A Rabbi, sheikh and the priest all walk into a bar hand in hand singing "Hari-Krishna." bartender says, "What kind of joke?"
A penguin walks into a bar and a sense of urgency to the barman asks: "Sir, you have seen my brother, he is missing and I can not find it," the bar man said, "How?"
A man walks into a bar and shouts of anger "all the doormen are an idiot!" A man at the end of the bar stood up and slammed the drinks at the bar and yelled. "You better take that damn" Surprised, the man said: "Why, you bouncer that?" To which he replied: "No ... I'm an asshole."
A police officer is lurking a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a man stumbling in the bar, trip on the sidewalk, and fumbled for the keys for five minutes. Meanwhile, leaving all other bar and starts. When he finally pulled in here, the police were waiting, he pulled over and gave her breathalyzer test. Tests showed he had a BAC of 0.0. Police say, how is it possible? The man said: "I feed appointed"
